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13.06.2025 15:53
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Still no good.
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
How did you get to be a leftist?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
No go.
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading